Monday, June 11, 2007

Osama surrenders due to Shiv Sena's efforts

In a sensational turn of events, Osama Bin Laden (FBI Codename: UBL), surrendered to the US troops after emerging out of his cave in remote Baluchistan (Pakistan/Afghanistan/whoknows). The dreaded fugitive, who is listed No.1 on the FBI's Most Wanted list, was shrouded in extreme paralytic fear and took wobbly steps forward. Col. Mark Warlhberg who was among the first few to speak with him reported, "We never knew about UBL's orkut exploits during the time he was in his cache. He had in fact been gathering voiciferous support from the Muslim community by this means."
But the recent declaration by Shiv Sena's Abhijit Panse that his party members would not hesitate to thrash anyone who created anti-India/anti-Shivaji communities in orkut, even if they were in America, dashed Laden's hopes, as he was moderator of the 'I hate India' community (which garnered 35657 members).
Bloggers in India could not celebrate this event, as blogspot.com was blocked by the Department of Telecommunications, India.

(Author note: The Shiv Sena threat is for real!! Here's a call to the Shiv Sena to act upon UBL's anti-India stance!! :P)

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